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| Kahn wrote: | | Did they chant "rub the budda" while doing it? |
You'll have to ask coprock. |
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Unbelievably RUDE! I would never touch another person without their permission...especially a pregnant woman!  |
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| Hubs has a coworker that made the mistake of approaching the mail girl in the bathroom and asking her when she was due. Seems the girl was wearing a less-than-flattering baby doll shirt that day. When the girl said, "I'm not pregnant," the coworker began patting the other girl's belly and said, "oh, well this shirt makes you look pregnant!" |
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Last summer I ran into a guy I hadn't seen in a while, I was wearing a rather loose sundress, so he's like omg are you pregnant?? 
I say " nope I'm just fat but thanks for askin'"
I then came home and threw the dress in the trash
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| 30024DAWG wrote: | | Kahn wrote: | | Did they chant "rub the budda" while doing it? |
You'll have to ask coprock. |
Well, when you rub my belly the "Genie" pops out. He will grant you "multiple" wishes.
Multiple. |
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30024DAWG
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| coprock1970 wrote: | | 30024DAWG wrote: | | Kahn wrote: | | Did they chant "rub the budda" while doing it? |
You'll have to ask coprock. |
Well, when you rub my belly the "Genie" pops out. He will grant you "multiple" wishes.
Multiple. |
I don't think I want to see your genie pop up and grant multiple children - er - wishes. |
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| Lumpkinmom wrote: | Last summer I ran into a guy I hadn't seen in a while, I was wearing a rather loose sundress, so he's like omg are you pregnant??
I say " nope I'm just fat but thanks for askin'"
I then came home and threw the dress in the trash |
How horrible! I came home from the hospital weighing more than when I went in to have my daughter due to Toxemia. My neighbor at the time saw me getting out of the car and said, "I thought you went to have that baby? What happened?"
I sobbed hysterically and ran in the house! That's back when I used to cry, ha ha. |
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| coprock1970 wrote: | | 30024DAWG wrote: | | Kahn wrote: | | Did they chant "rub the budda" while doing it? |
You'll have to ask coprock. |
Well, when you rub my belly the "Genie" pops out. He will grant you "multiple" wishes.
Multiple. |
OH MY!!!
Sounds like someone else I know!!! |
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| coprock1970 wrote: |
Well, when you rub my belly the "Genie" pops out. He will grant you "multiple" wishes.
Multiple. |
I can't top that.
You win.
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coprock1970
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| Lumpkinmom wrote: | Last summer I ran into a guy I hadn't seen in a while, I was wearing a rather loose sundress, so he's like omg are you pregnant??
I say " nope I'm just fat but thanks for askin'"
I then came home and threw the dress in the trash |
Yea, not the smartest question in the world. |
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30024DAWG
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| Important life lesson: never, never, never, never, never ask a woman if she's pregnant. |
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| coprock1970 wrote: | | Lumpkinmom wrote: | Last summer I ran into a guy I hadn't seen in a while, I was wearing a rather loose sundress, so he's like omg are you pregnant??
I say " nope I'm just fat but thanks for askin'"
I then came home and threw the dress in the trash |
Yea, not the smartest question in the world. |
Was thinking it's a good way to get clobbered.
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30024DAWG
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| hiatt24 wrote: | | coprock1970 wrote: | | Lumpkinmom wrote: | Last summer I ran into a guy I hadn't seen in a while, I was wearing a rather loose sundress, so he's like omg are you pregnant??
I say " nope I'm just fat but thanks for askin'"
I then came home and threw the dress in the trash |
Yea, not the smartest question in the world. |
Was thinking it's a good way to get clobbered. |
Or in Spirit's case, bitten. |
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Writin
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Well, when you rub my belly the "Genie" pops out. He will grant you "multiple" wishes.
Multiple. |
Lawd have mercy.  |
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I love long hair girls!!!!
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